Laconic Description: SCP-318 is a crude rotary printing press. If a cadaver is placed onto SCP-318 input box with the lid close, SCP-318 activates. After five minutes, SCP-318 will output a …

Item #: SCP-518 Object Class: Euclid Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-518 is to be monitored by a field research team. Laconic Description: SCP-518 is a small town of 11 …

Item #: SCP-308 Object Class: Safe Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-308 must be kept in a sterile containment module. Laconic Description: SCP-308 is a sarcophagus that allows you …

Item #: SCP-031 Object Class: Euclid Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-031 is contained in Ryugyong Hotel, Pyongyang, and is unable to be seen by the public due to media restrictions …

Item #: SCP-2718 Object Class: Dammerung (A class specific to SCP-2718 with no actual definition) Laconic Containment Procedures: The page and SCP Database have been …

Item #: SCP-418 Object Class: Safe Laconic Containment Procedures: SCP-418 is kept in a standard containment cell where he is surveilled. No edged objects that could cut human skin …

Item #: SCP-173 Object Class: Euclid Laconic Containment Procedures: Three people must clean SCP-173's containment room once every two weeks. One is to mop, two to watch it, warning …

Item #: SCP-001 Laconic Containment Procedures: Create several/no false files alongside the true file/files and protect them all with a Berryman-Langford memetic kill agent that causes …

The translations from international branches were originally posted on the International Translation Archive of the SCP-Foundation, a site where authors and users of the branches …

Item #: SCP-914 Object Class: Safe Laconic Special Containment Procedures: With approval, all foundation staff can run tests with SCP-914 to gather data. No biological organisms or …