SCP-6969, is an entirely separate, non-joke SCP detailing how humans have evolved to use a type of time-based thaumaturgy when having sex. Whenever a human orgasms, they are subjected to a time loop encompassing the orgasm for a subjective time between anywhere from sixteen days to roughly seventy-three quintillion years.

2019年4月6日 · In addition to its passive corruption field, SCP-6969 is also capable of short-term limited transformation over its head and upper torso region. SCP-6969 applies this selective shapeshifting to alter its vocal timbre in a yet-undefined number of ways, allowing for a phenomenal vocal mimicry of multiple non-anomalous, anomalous, and fictional ...

2021年9月29日 · Articles mentioned in this submission SCP-6969 ⁠- the joke is sex (+1) by Yossipossi

2021年9月12日 · DESCRIPTION: SCP-6969 is the designation for a thaumaturgic biological process which occurs during ejaculation. When a human being attempts to discharge — whether during the process of intercourse or, more commonly, not — a series of internal thaumaturgic processes occur within the individual's genitalia, affecting the entire body.

2023年5月13日 · Articles mentioned in this submission SCP-6969-J ⁠- The End of Sex 6.9: You Can (Not) Reproduce (+232) by Yossipossi

2023年10月15日 · Reply reply SensitiveMess5621 • SCP 6969 I regret nothing Reply reply ConcentrateMost8256 • I mean, at first it looks like a joke, but overall it is perfect and horryfying Reply reply diogene_s • Wait untill you hear about SCP-6969-j Reply reply The-Paranoid-Android • SCP-6969-J ⁠- The End of Sex 6.9: You Can (Not) Reproduce (+261) by ...

2023年8月28日 · SCP-6170 Harambe turned out to be a god holding the universe together after the GOC’s precursors killed the god that was originally doing it. By killing him, the world finally unraveled and everyone died.

2024年6月1日 · The next bit concerns SCP-6969: they think a latent potential in 6969 led to Asmodeus, so they’re going to create a new SCP-6969 virus without that potential and infect the early hominid population with it, so the new virus replaces the old. Finally, we get the obvious approach: deicide.

2023年1月7日 · SCP-6969 has been observed to react aggressively to the presence of male reproductive organs, immediately opening a wormhole and teleporting to its victim before crushing their testicles and causing immense pain until the victim dies. All victims of SCP-6969 have been found with their testicles missing.

2020年3月7日 · I vote that 6969, or 6969-J, should be a tribute to Ninja Sex Party's song of the same name similar to scp 2112. Not sure what else to say huge fan of silly music about dicks and I think there is room amidst cosmic terrors in the wiki for a silly entry to lighten the mood.