2021年3月30日 · Gru took out his nose, and began furiously thrusting his giant cock into the now empty asshole. He grabbed Bob’s arms and lifted him up, so he was horizontally impaled on Gru’s dick. “Yeah, baby. Just like that.” Soon they were both covered in shit, which was how Gru liked it. He came with a shriek, painting Bob’s body a mixture of ...

Seriously. We have the Woody long legs back again so they can't do the same BS they did with Big Bird or Jack Skellington. There's no reason why Gru can't have long legs. And Pinocchio had a molded nose on a regular head so that shows that it's possible

2020年6月15日 · "Nooo!! Help!" as he screams for help and Gru gets hold of his nose and pushes into his little pink soft asshole that's rubbed and absorbed all the special brainwashing oil. "Ahhh! I feel so weird!!! Fuck me!!! Fuck me more! I want it more! Ahhhh" That lasted for a long time. "Oh Gru! I love your nose!!!" "Of course you love it" "Gru!

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2021年5月5日 · Gru, from despicable me, penis size. We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs.

2023年9月19日 · You can’t. Embrace the Gru nose. Anyways, you can try nose surgery ig. I wouldn’t recommend though. It’s fine the way it is.

2024年4月2日 · Despicable Me: Gru minifig and info about 75583 Minions and Gru’s Family Mansion (from fateful)

2019年6月3日 · so we're all familiar with the despicable Me movies yeah yeah if you're not then then get out of here you Phyllis time what not many people know is the absolute size of GRU like this lad this lad is enormous also a high pimple it's grown since last time how you going so felonious GRU ah felonious yeah that's his first name I didn't I didn't know either he was …

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2019年7月11日 · Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH.