When the other two girls say she can't go to the sun as she'd get incinerated, she replies with "I'd go at night, duh!" A father meets his son’s teacher. « Sir, I’m afraid your son is a cheater », says the teacher.

Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

The blind guys stands up and says “Well duh, it’s not like I’m going to be doing any seeing.” Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, "Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"

The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

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These jokes will make you say "Duh!" They are not meant as a put-down. I think we all need to learn to laugh at ourselves. If you are offended by this type of humor, you won't this file. Also see Miscellaneous Humor and PG-rated Humor. A woman goes into a library and says, "I'm here to see the doctor." The librarian replies, "This is a library."

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