2020年10月12日 · Yo mama so fat, she would have been in ET, but when she rode her bike past the sunset, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama so fat, when she regains consciousness in boxing on Wii Sports, she doesn't get up. Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from getting into McDonald's is the door.

2023年4月23日 · 'Yo mama.' The comedian is black, or performing to a black audience. This implies he is about to insult the heckler's mother. The widespread popularity of "yo mama so [fat, ugly, etc]" jokes seems to come from a September 1993 episode of In Living Color - specifically, a sketch called The Dirty Dozens. The name is obviously taken directly from ...

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2022年8月4日 · Yo mama so fat she doesn't have a waistline, she has a coastline! Said that one to my wife a few years back, but forgot the mama part of it. The memory still hurts.

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Yo mama so fat, that that when she tripped over, people at LIGO thought it was a neutron star collision. u/AssumeSphericalHuman ADMIN MOD • Yo mama so fat, that that when she tripped over, people at LIGO thought it was a neutron star collision.

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2017年1月13日 · Yo mama is so fat, when she walks in a building, everyone tells "HEY KOOL-AID!" Yo mama is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World. Yo mama is so fat, after making love, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her. Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama is so dumb, she failed a blood test.