TCP = data packet transfer system where packet loss is minimized = drinking out of the bottle is slower, but everything goes into the mouth. UDP = packet system where speed and avoiding latency is more important than packet loss = pouring water on his face is faster, even if they miss

I'd recommend reading up on TCP a little more. It's not too complicated but fairly interesting. Heres a high level covering from a quick google search. https://www.guru99.com/tcp-3-way-handshake.html

2018年7月14日 · 「Ok，那我要发 TCP 笑话了。 大概有 10 秒，20 个字。 「嗯，我准备收你那个 10 秒时长，20 个字的笑话了。 「抱歉，你的连接超时了。 你好，你想听 TCP 的笑话么？ 」 「我给你们讲个 UDP 的笑话吧，哈哈哈哈」 2.几个程序员去吃饭，有人点了一道菜，麻辣牛蛙，然后其中有一个人说自己不吃牛蛙，于是负责点菜的直接在麻辣牛蛙前面划了两道斜杠。 直到服务员上了11盘牛蛙........... 4.A：嘿，//是什么意思？ B：嘿。 A：呃，我问你//是什么意思？ B：问吧 …

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2022年5月15日 · TCP if your parents making sure you've cleared the vegetables on your plate before you go for seconds. UDP is your grandparents constantly piling more food on your plate because you're all skin and bones. 90 votes, 10 comments. 3.5M subscribers in the ProgrammerHumor community. For anything funny related …

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Loading data from Talking to Chatbots Dataset reddgr/talking-to-chatbots-chats ... 😎 [image: file-vpl0c457VrwqceTP7StmRCgm] 🤖 Ah, the classic TCP versus UDP meme, a staple in the grand halls of internet humor. It depicts the reliable Transmission Control Protocol (TCP) as a woman elegantly sipping water, ensuring not a single drop is wasted.