SCP-6969, is an entirely separate, non-joke SCP detailing how humans have evolved to use a type of time-based thaumaturgy when having sex. Whenever a human orgasms, they are subjected to a time loop encompassing the orgasm for a subjective time between anywhere from sixteen days to roughly seventy-three quintillion years.

2021年9月29日 · object class keter special containment procedures do not fuck with it description scary ass gatorade

2019年4月6日 · SCP-6969 is capable of unconscious corruption of digital systems at short range. This effect is intermittent and only marginally controllable; SCP-6969 is able to increase the intensity and frequency of outbursts, but it maintains a constant non-zero baseline likelihood of passive corruption.

2021年9月12日 · When SCP-6969 first came into existence, there may have been a significant amount of casualties by people who experienced it without the secondary effects, until one person evolved the ability to reset the nervous system and SCP-6969 simultaneously. Any descendants of theirs not up to par were killed off in the process of natural selection.

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2020年3月7日 · I vote that 6969, or 6969-J, should be a tribute to Ninja Sex Party's song of the same name similar to scp 2112. Not sure what else to say huge fan of silly music about dicks and I think there is room amidst cosmic terrors in the wiki for a silly entry to lighten the mood.

2024年6月1日 · We now get a notice about SCP-6969: a version of the file that apparently came from a non-baseline version of the Foundation. It’s mostly the same as the one we have now, except for two crucial differences: first, the altered version says that the anomaly only happens to 0.006% of the population, while our version says that it happens to ...

2023年1月7日 · SCP-6969 has been observed to react aggressively to the presence of male reproductive organs, immediately opening a wormhole and teleporting to its victim before crushing their testicles and causing immense pain until the victim dies. All victims of SCP-6969 have been found with their testicles missing.

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SCP 6969 - The joke is "Sex", is well, a magic based time loop of two second span triggered by ejaculating. These loops can last a total of anywhere from 16 days total to 73 quintillion years, after which normally the target forgets the loop.