2017年5月3日 · So a monkey is smoking a joint when he sees a guy who's preparing to taking his girlfriend to the high school prom. And he's got a lot of work to do. First he has to rent a tux, so …

2023年7月15日 · The lizard explains that he was up in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the …

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says "Hey, what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint. Come up and join me" …

2020年7月7日 · A few years ago (about'1924) one of the justices of the peace in a town near South Bend tried and convicted a chimpanzee for publicly smoking a cigarette in violation of …

If I was a monkey - Id rather travel around the world getting high with some rich white people than fighting for my life in the jungle or being kept in a zoo. But that's just me if I was a monkey - …

2013年3月11日 · The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a …

2014年5月10日 · Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1: So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy. The lizard says, "Ooh wee! This is some good shit! My …

2022年1月25日 · The monkey promptly offers him some, and for some time they're smoking together. The lizard, feeling thristy, looks at the monkey, who's almost falling asleep, and says, …

No longer are we just celebrating the Hyper Realistic Space Monkey Smoking A Cigar (which goes so hard). Now we'll be sharing more photos, known to also go so hard, related to the …

2017年1月18日 · "Yo, Monkey." Said the lizard. "What are you doing up there?" The monkey looked down and answered him. "I'm smoking weed." "Can I have some?" Asked the Lizard. …