There's a devout Catholic man who once committed a regrettable act – he gave his best friend a blowjob while intoxicated. Filled with remorse, he decided to seek forgiveness from God and headed to the church. Inside the church, he approached the priest and says he wants to confessed his sin, ... This joke may contain profanity. 🤔.

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Two Baptist ministers were eating lunch when one went on and on about young people having sex before marriage. He said, “God forbids it. It is a sin and I didn’t have sex with my wife until our wedding night. How about you?” The other minister thinks and then says, “I don’t think so, what was her maiden name?”

Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City? Mass over volume. Sex is a sin unless it’s doggy style cause all dogs go to heaven. Woof woof. If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time. Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins? Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now".

God gave women labor pains and monthly bleeding as the punishment for the original sin. Men's punishment is to be with his wife and listen to her problems. That's why god hates homosexuals. They found a loophole in this system.

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