“Americium is the best element” brags the American chemist, “it’s used in smoke detectors and saves lives.” “No way, germanium is way more awesome.” counters the German chemist, …

2019年6月28日 · Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything! Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s …

What's the deal with my laptop? I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you …

There are about a couple dozen elements at the very bottom of the table (including Francium) that are controversial whether they exist at all because they have only been artificially induced in a …

2024年7月27日 · Here is a collection of reader-submitted chemistry jokes and puns, including some periodic table jokes that are so bad they're good. Some of them are groaners, but some …

4 francium jokes and hilarious francium puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about francium that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

2011年7月26日 · "Congratulations" replies Francium, "How are things with you Rubidium?" He replies "I have my eye on this sweet halogen, Fluorine." "Hope it goes well for you, Fluorine is …

Unless we can somehow stabilize lambda baryons, Francium will never have an isotope longer lived than 20 something minutes. Tennessine on the other hand, will likely have a few isotopes …

Best Collection of funny Francium pictures on iFunny. Uranium ore came in today. The decay chain covers Uranium, Protactinium, Actinium, Francium, Radon, Astatine and Polonium. Most …

If you were an element you’d be Francium because you’re the most attractive. A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink costs. Why didn't the physics and biology …