2017年8月2日 · Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it's completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain! 1. What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing—if the pregnant woman’s partner knows what’s good for them. 2. How do you win an argument? Be pregnant. That’s it! You’re done. 3.

2023年12月29日 · From funny and dirty, to rude and witty, here 28 jokes about pregnancy we think you’ll love. Enjoy! What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing—if the pregnant woman’s partner knows what’s good for them. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen knocked up? He forgot to wrap his whopper!

2021年8月3日 · Pregnancy can be a laughing matter with these hilarious pregnancy jokes and quotes that will even get the baby kicking and laughing. Browse them all here.

129 pregnancy jokes and hilarious pregnancy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pregnancy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. From pregnancy scares to pregnancy announcements, get ready for some rib-tickling jokes about all things pregnancy!

2022年5月17日 · Thus, here they are listed - that elusive glow, luscious locks (that you are bound to lose once your baby has evacuated your womb), and, of course, a myriad of pregnancy jokes that could come only out of real-life situations.

2024年8月21日 · Pregnancy is no joke—well, except when it totally is! Whether you’re dealing with late-night cravings, trying to maneuver around that growing bump, or just needing a good laugh to get through the day, these jokes are here to …

Whether you’re dealing with unexpected baby bump mishaps or struggling through sleepless nights, these jokes are guaranteed to have you rolling in laughter. So sit back, relax (if only for a moment!), and get ready for some much-needed comic relief during one of life’s most unforgettable experiences.

These jokes blend the realities of pregnancy with a sprinkle of adult humor, serving up hearty laughs that are just as fulfilling as those late-night pregnancy cravings. These jokes are excellent for baby showers, family gatherings, or simply to lighten the mood in between discussing diaper brands and baby names.

2021年3月13日 · It was inevitable LaffGaff would eventually give birth to these funny pregnancy jokes and puns! We hope they breathe new life into you! What is a pregnant women’s favourite part of a hike? The water break. My pregnant wife asked me if I ever worried it would be too hot for the baby inside her… I said, “Nah, it’s probably womb temperature.”

2024年3月15日 · Get ready to laugh out loud with a collection of hilarious pregnancy jokes that will leave you in stitches. Whether you’re expecting a baby yourself or just looking for some good-natured humor, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.