2018年10月29日 · Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted ...

2022年6月12日 · Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted ...

2022年10月24日 · Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted ...

2019年6月23日 · Own a musket for home defense Let me share this wisdom with you, good sir: Always keep a musket on hand for home defense, for that is what the founding fathers intended.

2022年5月15日 · Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

2023年1月5日 · Musket for home defense EXTENDED I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

2020年2月27日 · I own a musket fow home defense, since that's what the founding fathews intended. Fouw wuffians bweak into my house. "What the deviw?" I scweam as I gwab my powdewed wig and Kentucky wifwe. Bwow a gowf baww sized howe thwough the fiwst man, he's dead on the spot. Dwaw my pistow on the second man, miss him entiwewy because it's smoothbowe and accidentawy naiw the neighbows dog. I have to wesowt ...

2021年4月26日 · Own a musket fow home defense, since that's what the founding fathews intended. Fouw wuffians bweak into my house. "What the deviw?" As I gwab my powdewed wig and Kentucky wifwe. Bwow a gowf baww sized howe thwough the fiwst man, he's dead on the spot. Dwaw my pistow on the second man, miss him entiwewy because it's smoothbowe and naiws the neighbows dog. I have to wesowt to the cannon mounted ...

2020年2月11日 · I own a musket fow home defense, since that's what the founding fathews intended. Fouw wuffians bwoke into my house. "What the deviw?" I said, as I gwabbed my powdewed wig and Kentucky wifwe. Bwew a gowf baww sized howe thwough the fiwst man, he was dead on the spot. Dwew my pistow on the second man and missed him entiwewy because it's smoothbowe and I watew found out that it naiwed the ...

2020年4月16日 · Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted ...