Oh, but revealing that Velma likes a girl is apparently sacrilege — the destruction of a childhood fantasy world where sexual orientation supposedly doesn’t exist. “WHY do I need to know ...

One minute, there’s more of the ridiculous “explanation” for why Norville is transforming into the Shaggy we know and love from 55 years of Scooby-Doo cartoons. The next, Velma wastes time ...